dirty kaylen

When you are eating a egg salad sandwich and a robofag shoves it into your ass.

I was chillin wit da homies at he pulled a dirty Kaylen on me.

by Bigskinnypig April 20, 2020

Dirty kaydence

Dirty kaydence is basically when you cant stop looking in the mirror at yourself because you think you so beautiful.

Kennedy pulled a dirty kaydence today while she was at work and got fired.

by My girls October 11, 2019

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.

Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!

by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

Dirty Kaylee

Someone who likes trimming dick hairs before sucking Nutella off

I was gonna shave tonight but she said we could the dirty Kaylee

by Kelsey4528 June 10, 2020

dirty kayden

a girl who desperately wants a child and will fuck any man do have her crotch goblins

Stop acting like a dirty kayden we are only kids!

by iloveponypussy April 19, 2020

dirty kalen

While fucking your partner, take out your dick and insert a roast chicken instead. This move takes a lot of skill and is reserved for only the elite Kalens

Yo bro I totally pulled a dirty kalen on my girl last night, she didn't suspect a thing

by Troller937 May 4, 2020

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you ask your nearest petsmart if you can titty fuck a albino toned gerbil while masturbating to a constipated anteater with multiple 10 pound casing C4s strapped inside your rectum.

Yo Tyrone, did you hear how William pulled a dirty kalen yesterday?

by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023