dirty juanito 

When you forcibly make your family watch as you tear the clothes off your ex girlfriend and make her shove bottles full of TABS and laxatives then proceed to make your sister eat it.

Bro i think the cops are looking for me after doing a dirty Juanito

dirty juanito by James yafdesuh May 14, 2020

dirty janitor 

During missionary sex after a long night of drinking and debauchery; the man throws-up on the woman's chest right when he is about to cum, then right before ejaculation he wipes his cock all over the vomit covered chest as he cums as if it were a mop.

"Mike was sooo drunk that he preformed the dirty janitor for the first time! Then, I came!"

dirty janitor by 1978dRuMmErMaN August 5, 2014

Dirty Juanita 

When you stick your finger up her butt, and reach around and give her a Mexican moustache.

Pedro stuck his finger in Marisol's butt, reached around and gave her a Dirty Juanita.

Dirty Juanita by Drewby888 July 2, 2006

dirty juanita 

When you take a girl in the shower and you lather up her tits and then you knock her out with a crowbar. You give her a dirty sanchez and leave her out on the front lawn.

As I walked by my neighbors house I saw his girlfriend passed out on the lawn with a dirty sanchez and realized that her boyfriend had given her a dirty juanita.

dirty juanita by grundel octavio September 25, 2007

Dirty Juanitez

The act of wrapping toilet paper around your cock and wiping your girlfrieds ass with it after she takes a shit.

Girlfriend: "honey my hands are broken, i need you to wipe my ass"
Boyfriend: "ok but only if we can do that Dirty Juanitez"

Dirty Juanitez by The Gazz Man May 20, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019