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dirty josie 

When a straight girl wants her gay friend's dick but he won't give it to her, so she ends up tackling him to the floor in a beast-like fashion. Usually involves biting and commenting on the gay boy's pant bulge.
He said he didn't love her so she gave him the dirty josie.
dirty josie by DinoDaddy September 4, 2017
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Dirty Jose 

When a girl is getting gangbanged by 2 guys and they decided to nut in both of her ears
Me and my boy were gangbanging this chick and we gave her a dirty Jose
Dirty Jose by Mushroom chode January 19, 2019

Dirty Jose 

Someone who has a long spicy Italian sausage between there legs that absolutely woos the girls panties right off
Yo when Matt passed by I think I witnessed a Dirty Jose, Omar's panties flew right off! -ThisIsntJose
Dirty Jose by ThisIsntJose December 1, 2021

Dirty Jodie 

The act of having a banana up your ass while bouncing up and down watching gay porn then having your partner eat it.
She was doing a dirty Jodie last night
Dirty Jodie by Dfgoon June 6, 2020

dirty joie 

A dirty joie is when you are walking to your closet and your little sister is laying on her bed beside it. Seeing you are in a vulnerable state with your back turned to her she sticks her crusty, dirty, fungus filled, cinderella step-sister lookin' toes up ur ass. The dirty is the poop that is now on her toes.
Omg stop being a dirty joie I just want to get my clothes out of the closet.

dirty jolie 

she was acting like a dirty jolie last night

DIRTY JOSE 

When you are in a connected line of sex eating each other's boners at 1am while ten girls are waiting in line for some action, harder than ever felt before in the universe with fucking all the way hahaha.
It was a Dirty Jose last night in the mansion
DIRTY JOSE by Emi's fat ass March 7, 2022
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