dirty johana 

A dirty Johana is when a male sticks their whole arm up the female vagina and ruptures her organs.

George gave Samantha a Dirty Johana at last night’s party

dirty johana by Yeetyot April 17, 2020

Dirty Johanna 

When you insert carrots in both of your girlfriend's ears naked so she looks like a ginger and then throw her of a bridge.

Bro, I did the Dirty Johanna with my girlfriend last night.

Dirty Johanna by WormsAreCool July 6, 2021

dirty johan 

a dirty johan is an explicit sexual act which occurs when a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse, two German midgets (one named Johan) enter and defocate on the females chest and facial areas. Shortly after, the men smear the fecal matter into specific patterns, replicating a German adapatation of the Karma Sutra. After the traditional smearing and design, the German midget circle the female while chanting the German word for shit, or "shizer". To finalize the ceremonial tradition, the woman subsequently engages in intercourse with both the original male and both German midgets. It is mandated in German tradition that consumation of the tradition only occurs when the woman has all three parties participating in simultaneous penetration.

During my trip through Eastern Europe, I was absolutely delighted by my experience at one particular brothel. At this place of business, was when I first experienced the dirty johan. At first, I was slightly apprehensive. However, I must say the German men were terrific and to be honest, I've never seen anything quite as breath taking as a woman, covered in feces, begging for rougher anal, vaginal and oral penetration. Needless to say, I was quite pleased. Oh and by the way, this brothel was in a small corner of South Eastern Berlin. I can provide the name of the place if necessary. Happy hunting my fellow noble men!

dirty johan by dubz13 July 7, 2010

Dirty Johannes 

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.

Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.

Dirty Johannes by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020

dirty johanne

A beautiful girl

You are dirty Johanne

dirty johanne by Me love earthworm sally April 16, 2020

Dirty Johann 

When someone is very loud and dumb in class.

Man you are acting like a dirty Johann

Dirty Johann by Ukwnusr October 22, 2020