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dirty jess 

a "dirty jess" is a sexual term for oral sex. Most commonly known as "extreme 69" but more intense, where at the end, both of the participants float away in a hamster wheel.
boy1: yo wanna do a dirty jess?
girl1: sure daddy *floats away*
dirty jess by okthen... April 20, 2022

dirty jess 

A dirty Jessie is a act where a person pisses in someone's mouth whilst that someone has previously had multiple laxatives thus creating a hot running mess of shit that a lucky recipient starts to eat.

This is also commonly know as the "in one, out the other trick"
My friend and i are heading down to the toilets to do a dirty Jessie, would you like to join in?
dirty jess by Dirtydogxoxo February 11, 2019

Dirty jess 

A dirty Jess is licking out your dog while your cat watches then you proceed to shit in your own mouth swallow it and shit in your dogs mouth. It's a repeated cycle.
"Life got abit boring the other day so had to whip out a dirty Jess"

Dirty Jesah 

A dirty Jesah is when she waits until marriage to have sex
I cant wait to have a dirty jesah
Dirty Jesah by Muscles.69 April 4, 2020

Dirty JAssar 

Dirty jassar a person named Jassar who’s horny
I wanna Fuck jassar in the ass bro i need a dirty jassar to fuck all night in every place
Dirty JAssar by Sexyz September 7, 2021

Dirty Jassar 

A person named jassar which you want to fuck
Yo bro I need a dirty jassar to fuck all night in every place everyday

Yo bro i want to fuck dirty jassar in the ass
Dirty Jassar by Sexyz September 7, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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