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dirty jess 

A dirty Jessie is a act where a person pisses in someone's mouth whilst that someone has previously had multiple laxatives thus creating a hot running mess of shit that a lucky recipient starts to eat.

This is also commonly know as the "in one, out the other trick"
My friend and i are heading down to the toilets to do a dirty Jessie, would you like to join in?
dirty jess by Dirtydogxoxo February 11, 2019

Dirty jess 

A dirty Jess is licking out your dog while your cat watches then you proceed to shit in your own mouth swallow it and shit in your dogs mouth. It's a repeated cycle.
"Life got abit boring the other day so had to whip out a dirty Jess"

Dirty Jessica 

When a girl gives an over the pants hand job at a party with family and friends present.
Butch totally got a Dirty Jessica at the family Christmas party.
Dirty Jessica by OTPHJ123 April 13, 2016

Dirty Jesse 

This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!
Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.
Dirty Jesse by JB224 June 19, 2020

Dirty Jessika

A girl who can make better and dirtier jokes than most men.
While talking with a group of male friends a woman walks up and pulls a Dirty Jessika out of nowhere and they are left speechless.
Dirty Jessika by JessikaJones November 6, 2021

Dirty Jessie 

When a wild Jessie has a small smudge on her face because she was cleaning her yard and accidentally wiped the back of her had on her forehead and the dirt from her labour stuck
Dirty Jessie is such an nice neighbor
Dirty Jessie by Jsmnr April 15, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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