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Dirty Jaron 

The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.
I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.
Dirty Jaron by pbody2001 October 7, 2020

Dirty Jaromir 

When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.
“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”

“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”
Dirty Jaromir by Dbs88 June 27, 2020

Dirty Jared 

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.
Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
Dirty Jared by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

Dirty Jagoda 

Dirty Jagoda loves butter down there
She is a nasty girl
She's very loud and noisy
I like Dirty Jagoda
Dirty Jagoda is a MILF
Dirty Jagoda by kto???? November 22, 2021

Dirty Jarol

Having sex with 100 women at once
He had a dirty Jarol with every girl in the cheerleader club
Dirty Jarol by Big_Winner9000 September 7, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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