1 definition by Dbs88
When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.
“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”
“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”
“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”
by Dbs88 June 27, 2020