The art of finding something wrong with every sexual position and partner no matter how good
I was going down on this girl she came 3 times and we had to change the sheets, she straight pulled a dirty janna and said I wish you would have stuck your finger in my ass too
a person who enjoys eating cheezits so much that they are sexually attracted to them and will occasionally master bate with them while looking at the picture of a cheezit on the box
last night i pulled a mad dirtyhannah dude and now i’m all salty down there
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).