A penis head tainted with fecal matter from anal sex, the same head left unwashed after any sex, or the receiving of oral sexual 'services' from an unclean partner.
by JBFP May 29, 2008
A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.
My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.
A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.
Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.
A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.
Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
When you have her bent over ready for some doggie and as you go to put it in that pussy it slips into her ass. But not all the way in just enough to dirty the helmet
by Too2short January 19, 2016
When Ian's mother passed out during the movie last week, I broke out the Hershey's and gave her a Dirty Emperor's Helmet,
by Murph Dawg April 14, 2006