dirty gurden 

Shoves his turban up a bitch pussy

You did a Dirty Gurden

dirty gurden by GurdenSingh May 9, 2022

dirty garden 

This is when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a month then gets a severe case of crabs

"Did you hear about Susan? She has a dirty garden, no one will even touch her anymore!"

dirty garden by DirtyDan4589 March 17, 2014

dirty garden tool 

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.

You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!

dirty garden tool by OneDirectionMakesMeWantToDie March 27, 2017

dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube

"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden

dirty Olive Garden by butter-flies January 24, 2023

Dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti

"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"

Dirty Olive Garden by butter-flies January 24, 2023

dirty olive garden

the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick

"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"

dirty olive garden by butter-flies January 26, 2023