5 definitions by butter-flies

Dirty Bird

The act of taking a can of worms (primarily ones bought at a fishing store) and seeds then consuming them until they are completely crushed inside of one's mouth. Then, with the crushed worms, you regurgitate the food into another person's mouth. Then

"My wife wanted to try having a threesome, so instead I gave her a Dirty Bird"

by butter-flies January 31, 2023

dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube

"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden

by butter-flies January 24, 2023

Dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti

"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"

by butter-flies January 24, 2023

dirty olive garden

the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick

"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"

by butter-flies January 26, 2023

Dirty Italian

Firstly, bring a pot with water to a boil. Then, you slip a jar of mariana sauce directly into your anal cavity and after doing so, carefully insert raw spaghetti into your urethra. Once the pasta has been inserted, you jettison it out into the boiling water and cook it until Al Dente. Then hoist your asshole to the sky and blast the mariana sauce out from your anus in an arch as the sauce splats down.

After finishing the dish, serve to whomever you wish.

Sandy said that she wanted Italian for dinner, so I made the Dirty Italian.

by butter-flies January 31, 2023