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dirty garnet 

going to the strippers an seeing youre friends mom working. then the friends mom rides you around like a dog on stage, now youre a dirty garnet.
"man im so embarassed i went to the rippers an got rode by mikes mom, im such a dirty garnet"
dirty garnet by steve jobbs October 1, 2006

dirty garnet 

going to the strippers and seeing your friends mom working there. then she takes off your belt uses it s a dog collar and rides you around the stage.
man did you here about last night at the strippers , i'm such a dirty garnet!
dirty garnet by steve jobbs September 22, 2008

Dirty Gareth 

A man that has an above average size of penis is very kind but not to be taking for a fool they are also strong alpha males not to be looked at the wrong way
Dirty Gareth battered the shit out of someone who looked at him the wrong way then later went hom to be an alpha male pleasuring his lady.
Dirty Gareth by Ninjalad March 29, 2020

Dirty Gareth 

Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.
See them two men at bar, that’ll be a Dirty Gareth tonight.
Dirty Gareth by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019

dirty garrett 

Garrett fucked jimmy dirty garrett style
dirty garrett by Jerick April 20, 2007

dirty garbett 

It's when a scrawny little guy without muscles who is ussually Irish due to bright orange hair gets banged in the asshole by a huge black cock which is his sisters black boyfriend after he fucks the sister and she falls asleep not to be confused with a dirty joey or the double dirty Joseph
So before I went to sleep that (hung bull) my sisters seeing gave me a (dirty garbett)
dirty garbett by Rottenjohnny November 28, 2013
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