Dirty Don 

A Dirty Don (Also Known as a ''Long Don Silver'') is When a Man goes through a Full day of Football, Gym, and 'Sports for Life' (An Extra form of Physical Activity Class) and Arrives to his Home, Without Washing, to Have Oral Sex Given to Him.

''That Crazy Boach Got a Dirty Don Today!''

''Long Don Silver Is the new Black.''

''When Life gives you Lemons, You Give Life a Dirty Don.''

Dirty Don by Moped, (y). May 17, 2010

Dirty Don 

The act of using a fruit medley, chocolate, and caramel in a sexual act that involves eating, inserting and covering of all parties involved in said food. The act is finished when a literal caramel shower is given and bathed in.

Jennifer always wanted to have a Dirty Don but was too afraid her boyfriend would think she was weird.

Dirty Don by DSK1234 October 15, 2010

dirty don 

An older man who hangs out in bars to leer at people and become inebriated.

Usually distinguished by little to no hair, glasses and bleeding elbows. Whines often.

Here comes Dirty Don in that pumpkin-ass shirt!

dirty don by Nutsacula July 29, 2004

dirty don 

the boy called don who's dirty

hey dirty don

dirty don by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 20, 2003

Dirty Don 

When a girl pays for your mcdonalds hamburger (preferably off the value picks menu) and then you lure her into the mens bathroom at said mcdonalds to perform lewd sex acts on you.

Yo that bitch gave me a dirty don over lunch last weekend

Dirty Don by rkfhjlgrf March 9, 2015

I don't give a dirty handkerchief 

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

I don't give a dirty handkerchief by Telephony December 24, 2014

Dirty Donald 

noun: A particularly creepy middle-aged peeping Tom who must always secretly video others doing sexual or lewd acts for his later enjoyment.

I found my Uncle's Dirty Donald videos; I was in them!

Dirty Donald by Greg Bahamas April 25, 2009