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dirty dirty aiden 

When you fuck your stepsis so hard she starts yelling ¨Yes big bro¨ 8 times.
my stepbro gave me a dirty dirty aiden yesterday and i felt like i was in heaven
dirty dirty aiden by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

Dirty Aiden 

The act of fucking a girl so hard she comes twice
Dirty Aiden by Biggdickboyyyy February 12, 2019

Dirty Aiden 

Fucking an animal to the point your sperm comes out of its eyes while sitting on a dragon dildo.
Eww, that guy is doing the Dirty Aiden 24/7.
Dirty Aiden by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022

Dirty Aiden 

When you put your ballsack in peanut butter, then fuck someone in the nose while watching TV, and you cream so hard it looks like it snowed outside.
Oh my god, is it winter, or did someone do a Dirty Aiden?

Dirty Aiden Lammie 

When you tie yourself to the bed while your ex-girlfriend you whored yourself out to dicks you down with a strap on and you get turned on when she degrades you.
Person 1: "god Aidens gone down the wrong path"
Person 2: "how so?"
Person 1: "He's done a Dirty Aiden Lammie"
Person 2: "oh for god's sake what a bitch"
Dirty Aiden Lammie by BigSugar69 March 14, 2024

Dirty Aidan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.
"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."

"You fucking degenerate."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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