dirty davon
When your boyfriend blows his load in your ass and whispers silly jokes in your ear so the creamy glaze shoots out like a liquid rocket on independence day.
dirty davon by MrsActionBatson April 8, 2021
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dirty damon
When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)
Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!
dirty damon by zztop118 June 10, 2009
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Dirty Daivon by Pseudonym Sonny April 1, 2020
Dirty Damon
a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.
guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen
guy: shits on his face)
girl: ah i see now
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen
guy: shits on his face)
girl: ah i see now
Dirty Damon by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020
Dirty Davone
When you met an older man in a gay bar bathroom and he proceeds to take his dentures out and pinch your nipples with them as he fingers your ass
Dirty Davone by Gooseman69 September 14, 2021
Dirty Damon
After anal you make a sandwich and realize you have no peanut butter so you scrape her shit off your cock and make that bread moist.
Dirty Damon by Dirty Damon September 24, 2019
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