dirty davon

When your boyfriend blows his load in your ass and whispers silly jokes in your ear so the creamy glaze shoots out like a liquid rocket on independence day.

I was poking my mans last night.. Gave him that dirty davon.

dirty davon by MrsActionBatson April 8, 2021

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dirty damon

When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)

Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!

dirty damon by zztop118 June 10, 2009

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Dirty Daivon

A Pretty Awesome Dude No Cap

Dirty Daivon? Yeah he’s a cool dude

Dirty Daivon by Pseudonym Sonny April 1, 2020

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Dirty Damon

a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.

guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen

guy: shits on his face)

girl: ah i see now

Dirty Damon by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020

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Dirty Davone

When you met an older man in a gay bar bathroom and he proceeds to take his dentures out and pinch your nipples with them as he fingers your ass

John just got a dirty davone the other night by Moe litman over there.

Dirty Davone by Gooseman69 September 14, 2021

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Dirty Damon

After anal you make a sandwich and realize you have no peanut butter so you scrape her shit off your cock and make that bread moist.

My sandwich was dry until I dirty Damon'd my chick in the kitchen

Dirty Damon by Dirty Damon September 24, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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