dirty davon

When your boyfriend blows his load in your ass and whispers silly jokes in your ear so the creamy glaze shoots out like a liquid rocket on independence day.

I was poking my mans last night.. Gave him that dirty davon.

by MrsActionBatson April 8, 2021

dirty damon

When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)

Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!

by zztop118 June 10, 2009

Dirty Daivon

A Pretty Awesome Dude No Cap

Dirty Daivon? Yeah he’s a cool dude

by Pseudonym Sonny April 1, 2020

Dirty Damon

a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.

guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen

guy: shits on his face)

girl: ah i see now

by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020

Dirty Davone

When you met an older man in a gay bar bathroom and he proceeds to take his dentures out and pinch your nipples with them as he fingers your ass

John just got a dirty davone the other night by Moe litman over there.

by Gooseman69 September 14, 2021

Dirty Damon

After anal you make a sandwich and realize you have no peanut butter so you scrape her shit off your cock and make that bread moist.

My sandwich was dry until I dirty Damon'd my chick in the kitchen

by Dirty Damon September 24, 2019