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Dirty dairy queen 

When you fuck your girl so hard you make her prolapse and blow your load on it making it look like dairy queen lips with lip gloss
My gf told me she wanted ice cream so i have her a dirty dairy queen then slapped her on the ass an said i gave you the cream now go get the ice you look a lil swollen

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole
I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow
Dirty dairy cow by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum
I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow
Dirty dairy cow by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty Daisy

When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach, forming a flower shape with the belly button being the center.
"My baby was squeezing her fun bags together, hoping I'd launch a pearl neckace her way. But, knowing she loves flowers, I aimed lower and gave her a dirty daisy, instead."
Dirty Daisy by Porty April 18, 2008

Dirty Daisy

When a large group of overweight women (usually over 250 lbs.), gather around 1 toilet and each take a massive dump without flushing.
*Guy runs out bathroom*
- "What happened?"
- "There is a massive Dirty Daisy in stall #3!"
Dirty Daisy by DaisyDan69 May 12, 2011

dirty daire 

When you cum into a blender, mix it with strawberries and feed it to your significant other as a milkshake. They throw up in your mouth and you blend it up to become another milkshake and the cycle continues.
Me and my wife engaged in the dirty daire challenge last night for hours
dirty daire by Penis daddy78 August 16, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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