My gf told me she wanted ice cream so i have her a dirty dairy queen then slapped her on the ass an said i gave you the cream now go get the ice you look a lil swollen
"My baby was squeezing her fun bagstogether, hoping I'd launch a pearl neckace her way. But, knowing she loves flowers, I aimed lower and gave her a dirty daisy, instead."
When you cum into a blender, mix it with strawberries and feed it to your significant other as a milkshake. They throw up in your mouth and you blend it up to become another milkshake and the cycle continues.