To have sex with a deaf girl while expressing your love to your wife on the phone. When your wife asks you about the slapping noise, you tell her that you rescued a beaver from the forest and are nursing it back to health

On July 4th, Trent pulled a "Dirty Casey" on Carly in the shed after the fireworks made her temporarily deaf

Dirty Casey by Blue Dragons January 14, 2009

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dirty case

Dirty case is a sexy man who fucks all the girls he wants to. Nobody can ever mess with him because he can kick anyone’s ass.

Look at that dirty case over there I wish I was as cool as him.

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Dirty Casey

When you are in a band and the guy you have a crush on in the band gets a divorce so you get one too so you can be with him.

"Oh I heard you left your husband, what happened?" "I am just pulling a Dirty Casey on him, HE GOT BALD, but Kurtis got single"

Dirty Casey by Jenny John April 18, 2020

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Dirty Cashen

When you have such a big crush on a girl that you ejaculated in a jar and send it to her house anonymously

"Yo you hear that kid did a dirty cashen?"

"Yeah that was fucked"

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Dirty cache

The act of breaking your bone and useing it as a baseball bat

Hey I’m going to go play baseball I might pull a dirty cache

Dirty cache by Jevfir September 9, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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