To have sex with a deaf girl while expressing your love to your wife on the phone. When your wife asks you about the slapping noise, you tell her that you rescued a beaver from the forest and are nursing it back to health
On July 4th, Trent pulled a "Dirty Casey" on Carly in the shed after the fireworks made her temporarily deaf
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)