The act of performing fellatio on your boyfriend while he watches a boxing match on TV. You listen and time your bobbing with the punches. If he doesn't cum in your mouth by the knock out, punch him in the face and bite his ear.
My roommates asked what my new girlfriend and I were laughing about in bed last night and I told them she’s just a dirty Clarissa
I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.
The maneuver of sticking one’s toe into the anus of a women while she gives head. Once the man cums in the women’s mouth, the women’s anus clamps the toe in place as the cum squirts from her throat and out of her nose.
It was their wedding night and he was looking forward to doing the dirty caristae, even though he’s lose his toe.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.