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Dirty Charissa 

The act of performing fellatio on your boyfriend while he watches a boxing match on TV. You listen and time your bobbing with the punches. If he doesn't cum in your mouth by the knock out, punch him in the face and bite his ear.
I wish I hadn't jacked off the day my girlfriend decided to do the Dirty Charissa.
Dirty Charissa by CandaceSuite December 22, 2020

Dirty Clarissa 

Someone who laughs uncontrollably during climax
My roommates asked what my new girlfriend and I were laughing about in bed last night and I told them she’s just a dirty Clarissa

I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.

Dirty Caristae

The maneuver of sticking one’s toe into the anus of a women while she gives head. Once the man cums in the women’s mouth, the women’s anus clamps the toe in place as the cum squirts from her throat and out of her nose.
It was their wedding night and he was looking forward to doing the dirty caristae, even though he’s lose his toe.
Dirty Caristae by Crisky November 29, 2021

Dirty Catissa 

Snorting an entire 8 ball while the frat party takes bong rips out of your asshole.
Bra these super dope people are throwing down with blow and bud. Gonna pull off the dirty catissa tonight bra. Gonna be epic!!

dirtycaryssa 

When you get fucked in a college dorm room and the orgasm is so good that you wheeze until you pass out.
I got a dirtycaryssa last night and it was the best time of my life.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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