7 definitions by CandaceSuite
The act of masturbating a bathtub with garra rufa fish while they eat all the dead skin off your dick, balls, and asshole. Of course you watch them swim through your jizz after you cum in the water.
by CandaceSuite December 23, 2020
The act of masturbating a bathtub with garra rufa fish while they eat all the dead skin off your dick, balls, and asshole. Of course you watch them swim through your jizz after you cum in the water.
by CandaceSuite December 23, 2020
The act of masturbating in a bathtub with garra rufa fish while they eat all the dead skin off your dick, balls, and asshole. Of course you watch them swim through your jizz after you cum in the water.
by CandaceSuite December 23, 2020
The act of performing fellatio on your boyfriend while he watches a boxing match on TV. You listen and time your bobbing with the punches. If he doesn't cum in your mouth by the knock out, punch him in the face and bite his ear.
by CandaceSuite December 22, 2020
When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.
by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020
The act of blowing air into your girlfriend's vagina, then fucking her doggie style while she queefs all over your dick. When the queefing stops, withdraw and blow more air into the vagina. Repeat until you bust a load. Then suck the load out of her vagina, spin her around, stick a straw in your mouth, and blow the gum all over her face. That is a Dirty Fergal.
*At a restaurant
Waitress: "Would you like a straw with your Coke?"
Man: "Yes please, I'm going to give this bitch a major Dirty Fergal when we get.home."
Waitress: "Would you like a straw with your Coke?"
Man: "Yes please, I'm going to give this bitch a major Dirty Fergal when we get.home."
by CandaceSuite December 22, 2020
The act of placing a houseplant on the floor, having your girlfriend straddle it, then rubbing vigorous circles and smacking her clit until she squirts all over giving the plant its much needed hydration. The longer you can keep a plant alive with just this watering method, the more Dirty Nayko you are.
by CandaceSuite December 22, 2020