The act of vacating the stall you currently occupy with your pants and underwear still around your ankles; in an attempt to occupy an adjacent stall that hopefully has toilet paper all whilst hoping to avoid other humans

I walked into the men's room and witnessed the most god awful dirty booty scooty, I guess there was no toilet paper in any of the stalls.

dirty booty scooty by Gremlin14 November 8, 2023

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dirty booty nails

Dumb ass dirty bitches who have long ass nails! Think they look good!

Look at them dirty booty nails on that ugly ass how!

dirty booty nails by Southzidelefty August 24, 2021

Dirty Booty Ern

Ern. But with the addition of being dirty, more specifically a dirty booty.

“Kevin said Dirty Booty Ern! He’s gonna get it from Ern!”

Dirty Booty Ern by ernlover March 8, 2025

dirty boot

A dirty boot is a sex act of shitting in an old boot and using it as a pocket pussy for masturbation

doing a dirty boot is better than regular sex

dirty boot by unknown1artist October 17, 2019

Dirty Boota

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It is when a man is doing a woman (or another man, egads) in the ass, and the woman contorts herself so as to reach around into the man's asshole, extract a poo finger, and wipe the finger clean on the
man's upper lip.

Rhonda didn't like the way her boss was ass-fucking her, so she reached
around and gave him a dirty boota.

Dirty Boota by Chocolate July 1, 2006

dirty boot

A dirty boot is the act of shitting in an old boot and using it as a pocket pussy for masturbation

Doing a dirty boot is better than regular sex.

dirty boot by unknown1artist October 17, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026