dirty august

When A guy named Austin puts grape jelly on his penis to act as lubricant. Then uses his grape jelly flavored penis to have sex with an old 80+ yr old woman, then has her suck the rest of the jelly off after he cums in her face infront of her grandchildren.

Austin: oh you are watching your grandkids today; you have any grape jelly?
Old lady: yes.
Austin. Good spread it on my dick so I can give you a dirty August.

dirty august by DJ Lyle May 25, 2019

dirty august

when u light a girls hair on fire and jizz on it.

me and ur sister did a dirty august 2 hours ago

dirty august by frække pølser September 16, 2021

Dirty Augustus 

When you cook for someone and they get so aroused, that you fuck them long dick style

Joe cooked such a great meal, that he ended up doing a Dirty Augustus

Dirty Augustus by Plat23 April 2, 2020

Dirty Agustina 

When a lesbian woman sticks her fingers in the ass instead of the vagina unintentionally

Oh god, she Dirty Agustina me, it was awfull!

Dirty Agustina by Pelss October 4, 2021

Dirty Agustin 

Dirty Agustin is when you non consensually butt fuck someone while in a plane in front of the flight attendant who asks you if you want peanuts as she watches in horror because she notices you already have all the peanuts you need from the rips the anal sex has left....

Dirty Agustin scarred us both for life...

Dirty Agustin by Anxei June 22, 2020

Agustin's dirty 

When you put butter into your pets asshole and get an erection. Most of the time you lick it afterwards.

Agustin's dirty is the best intercourse ever.

Agustin's dirty by Los Rico's September 30, 2015

Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine 

This is a person who is highly intelligent and interested in a certain subject but acts like the subject is unbearable and not worth their time.

That dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine, If he keeps that up he might be kicked out of the club!

Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine by sorry I didn't get April 20, 2022