When A guy named Austin puts grape jelly on his penis to act as lubricant. Then uses his grape jelly flavored penis to have sex with an old 80+ yr old woman, then has her suck the rest of the jelly off after he cums in her face infront of her grandchildren.
Austin: oh you are watching your grandkids today; you have any grape jelly?
Old lady: yes.
Austin. Good spread it on my dick so I can give you a dirty August.
by DJ Lyle May 25, 2019
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when u light a girls hair on fire and jizz on it.
me and ur sister did a dirty august 2 hours ago
by frække pølser September 16, 2021
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