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dirty Tobby 

a dirty Tobby is when a guy breaks his condom during sex and pisses inside of you instead of cumming.
"damn i was so scared when the condom broke but it was just a dirty tobby"
dirty Tobby by chrzrd_l0sr May 11, 2022
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dirty toby 

This is when you go on vacation in Puerto Rico after a major hurricane and think you can just eat and drink anything you want, such as Beer bongs, Funyuns, Bimbo cookies, and Shrimp Fofongos, until you get explosive diarrhea, then the water goes out so you can't use the toilet and you destroy the motel carpets.

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After a night of drinking on a Spanish island, your brother pulled a Dirty Toby
dirty toby by Xraynova May 7, 2018

dirty toby 

when a dude pulls out and cums in a fella dude ear-canal and afterwards sucks it out at spits in in the face of a animal of his choice.
You: damn u should see my hamster, I pulled at dirty toby last night

Dude: thats gay
dirty toby by Antondenfede May 10, 2021

Dirty Toby 

The act of violently shoving your balls into a cold bowl of jello, and then feeding it to a significant other.
Wow!I just had a dirty toby with my ex AND my girlfriend!
Dirty Toby by lanasgaybitch69 January 18, 2023

Dirty Toby 

When you are so shit at Fortnite you smash your toes in a fridge door and feed them to your rabbit while staring into the eyes of Margaret thatcher.
Did you do a dirty Toby last night?
Dirty Toby by Homerdueed December 11, 2023

Dirty Toby 

A guy that wears a butt plug and cock lock whilst mountain biking to keep him alert
Liam done a Dirty Toby whilst bombing it down a trail
Dirty Toby by scoobytypaguy January 10, 2024

DirtyRobby 

Bank robber who in the heat of the robbery shits his pants. Stinking up a hostage situation. Making himself and those in witness very uncomfortable and sick.
Steve went to the bank and did a dirtyRobby.
DirtyRobby by R.Woodward April 1, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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