dirty Gonçalo

Is the act of trying try to penetrate a computer USB port with the man's junk.

Rodrigo tried to do a dirty Gonçalo with his new mac book.

by Dirtyboyyyyy May 23, 2020

Dirty Gonzalo

Doing autofellatio while another man pegs your asshole without lube.

The other night, I met a man at a bar. Things seemed like they were going well, so we went back to his place and did the Dirty Gonzalo.

by hankythechristmaschew March 19, 2025