dirt snake 

A dirt snake is the greasiest creature you could ever meet in the woods or elsewhere. He/she is not to be trusted, and usually splatters grease and slime everywhere they go. On top of the grease, there usually is a rank odor, and a full grown dirt snake may have a dirt mustache or other greasy facial hair. Avoid dirt snakes at all costs, and dont let them slide into your life and cover everything in shit.

1. Hey you fucking dirtsnake, why don't you fuck off and die! I dont want your smelly ass anywhere near here and ill fucking kill you if i see you again.

2. Dirtsnake: Hey, do you think you could add some bacon grease to that poutine?
Mcdonald's employee: alright, Ive had enough you sneaky dirt snake. Get the fuck outta here before I shove this poutine up your dirt snake ass.

dirt snake by jhawkin3 August 11, 2009

dirt snake 

Turds that are 2 feet or longer that wrap or sink into the shitter.

Jez Bob I just took a nasty stinky dirt snake.

dirt snake by j.gibson February 17, 2008

dirt snake 

An individual whose predominate feature is excessive dirtiness or greasiness. Often lives in squalor with little regard for basic hygiene or physical appearance.

"Did you see that dirt snake? He came riding in here on a pig-truck and ever since then the whole town has smelled like shit."

dirt snake by Hubert_The_Hippo August 11, 2009

dirt snake exchange 

The act of shitting in another person's asshole and pushing it back and forth

My bro and I went out for a dirt snake exchange.

dirt snake exchange by Cheeseyweenie March 20, 2025

honking out a dirt snake 

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.

I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

honking out a dirt snake by viviris April 14, 2010

Honk out a dirt snake 

A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit

Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"

Honk out a dirt snake by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Only snakes knows dirt 

1. Only fake/false/skanless/unconscious people knows unethical behavior.

2. Only unconscious people spread gossip.

Also can be only snakes in the grass knows dirt

Only snakes knows dirt when it's on stuff done behind your back.

You're just like a snake crawling on the ground,
looking for some new dirt to spread around.
-from WHODINI's song, Big Mouth

Only snakes knows dirt by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 1, 2007