dirt face

a dirt face is when you shit on your hand and smear it all over a person's face.
Justin Andrew Zych, from Plano, TX, is a huge dick sucker who loves to be snow angled and puppy chowed all day.
Justin Andrew Zych, from Plano, TX, was talking shit the other day, so I snuck up behind him and gave him a huge dirt face from behind.
by brent lindeman December 30, 2008
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