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A grown man who enjoys masturbation while wearing a soiled diaper.
My friend Logan finally came out and told everyone that he is a Diaper-dude, and that this is why he's still a virgin.
by Diaper8 July 29, 2017

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A common nickname for an individual named Logan. Usually reserved for Logans who behave like jerkoffs.
My friend Logan doesn't like it when I call him dicknose, so I switched to Blowgan and he likes it just fine.
by Diaper8 June 28, 2017

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A verb coined after the famous Staten Islander Joey Buttafuoco; refers to when a man gets done in the butt without giving permission.
My friend Logan got Buttafuoco'd at the Metal concert last night, and he was smiling for the rest of the night.
by Diaper8 June 28, 2017

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Refers to when a man receives oral sex from a person, preferably in an isolated, rural area, and upon ejaculating in said individual's mouth, immediately throws dirt all over their face.
Kyle: dude, I threw dirt in Pam's face right after she gave me head, I hope she isn't mad at me.

Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.
by Diaper8 January 12, 2018

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Refers to when a man receives oral sex from a person, preferably in an isolated, rural area, and upon ejaculating in said individual's mouth, immediately throw dirt all over their face.
Kyle: dude, I threw dirt in Pam's face right after she gave me head, I hope she isn't mad at me.

Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.
by Diaper8 January 12, 2018

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