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dirt butt 

A person, though seemingly employable, who appears to prioritize the twin freedoms of slouching and mooching above hygiene, housing, and pretty much everything else. Like a dirty hippie or a gutter punk, but with even less of an effort to retain ties to anything like a social movement. Noted for sitting in the dirt on their asses, often in shopping districts.
That dirt butt looked like he was gonna ask me for a quarter, but got distracted picking his nose.
dirt butt by Alpha Male Perhaps April 6, 2007
Words you can keep

butt dirt 

i just did some bad, bad butt dirt.
butt dirt by king felix January 25, 2019

dirt button 

the corn hole. In other words, your ass hole
Ron licked Monkey Boys dirt button after she shaved her face.
dirt button by itchy corn April 15, 2003

dirt button 

Although it is often used as a slang term referring to the anus, it also doubles as a powerful way to dub one's enemy.
"I say, our chum Wilford has been acting quite unchivalrously, wouldn't you agree, Constable?

Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."
dirt button by 1toast April 7, 2010

Dirt Button Bandit 

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
Dirt Button Bandit by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

Dirt Button Bugaloo 

Much like clam slapping yet with B-holes.
Very similar to muff mashing except you use your shit hatch.
Think of the Twat Taco Tuesday Watoosi but replace the Twat tacos with Brown Corn Ports
Jill wasn't excommunicated because she only partook in the Dirt Button Bugaloo.

Pregnancy wasn't an option, and my purity ring shone bright that night with the Lord's light, so we commenced with the Dirt Button Bugaloo.
Dirt Button Bugaloo by 1RMFRK July 2, 2014

Dirt Button 

Dirt button is a refernece to anal sex, most commonly used by gay boys.
Ooh, Craig, you fuck with me and I be tappin' that dirt button".
Dirt Button by Musty Dusty May 5, 2009
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