dir dir 

noun- the cardboard tube in the middle of a roll of toilet paper or paper towels.

take off the dir dir and put on a new roll!

dir dir by [e-mail] August 19, 2010

Dir Da Dir 

A common phrase used to explain to someone or something that he/she/it just said/did something that was stupid. It can also be shortened to just "dir" depending on how it is used.

Another common term used instead of this phrase is "derp". If someone/something is to have "derped", it's a similar concept.

Man: "The sky is blue."
Woman: "Dir da dir!"

(Friend realizes he/she was wrong about something and expresses a smile of shame and embarassment)
You: "Dir!?!?????????"

Woman #1: "How did Jane get that question wrong? It was so obvious!"
Woman #2: "She derped."

Dir Da Dir by D0NKEYKONGA December 5, 2014

dir en grey 

An influential Japanese visual kei band, known for their heavy, gothic style and often politically-concious lyrics. Lead singer and lyricist Kyo is notorius for never writing a happy song.

Consists of Kyo as lead, Die and Kaoru on guitar, Toshiya on bass, and Shinya on drums. All have taken a turn as composers, though Kaoru has written most, and arguably the best, of their music.

Dir en Grey is a dark band, playing some of the most electic rock you're likely to hear.

dir en grey by Cenori January 13, 2005

Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir 

The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.

Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.

A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.

Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir by Kalivha November 19, 2009

dir en grey 

a japanese band, pretty popular in the visual-kei (visual-style) genre. have lots of fans in harajuku (a 'culture-shock' district in capital city, tokyo) the band name was created from three words from three different languages. kyo, lead singer, twists various emotions into different songs, and all the band members are famous for sporting a rather transgendered feminine look (or bishounen, other words, 'pretty boy')

DEG? that is dir en grey!

dir en grey by Anum January 31, 2004

P.Dir 

P.Dir is one who has monopoly over the pornographic industry. Usually named Andrew. He usually has a large film crew, including P.Cameraman, P.Actor and P.Supporting Actor.

1) Lets follow P.Dir!
2) Ask P.Dir for advice on filming techniques.
3) There is only one true P.Dir in the world, and he is a porno-tycoon.

P.Dir by Hyoung S.Kim October 3, 2006

Dir En Grey 

A good japanese band. When they first started they had a more visual, feminine style that reflected in the music and clothes. Over the years they have dropped the visual effects for a more masculine approach. As can be seen in the album "Vulgar". In 2004 they have totally dropped the visual kei gig. The music became heavier and more american influenced. They still sound good.

Clint: I like Dir En Grey.

Joe: Yes, i like them also.

Dir En Grey by iwannabeanalcoholic April 21, 2005