the relative intellectual acuity, or lack thereof, exhibited every time a U.S. senatorial candidate (who claims to not be a witch) speaks
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Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.
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Will: "Where in the name of blessed pumpernickel did that bread clip go?"
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Cheryl: "Hahaha! Yeah, that abreadcadabread happens to me all the time!"
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For the second consecutive preseason, the Minnesota Vikings were the willing victims to Brett's Favretortion.
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