dipity

When a friend serendipitously arrives with a fresh can of chew just as your body is about to go into shock from a lack of nicotine.

Yo, I'm struggling here, you got a cigarette?

No, but Ant just arrived with that dipity.

dipity by Dr. Horne September 18, 2010

dipity

someone who is very dip; is dumb, and doesn't make any effort to get smarter.

Wow! Joe Biden is such a dipity.

dipity by bıllwıll May 10, 2023

dipity

everything happens for a reason
not like serendipity because that means everything happens by chance, but dipity means it happened on purpose

it’s dipity i dropped my food and couldn’t eat it cause it would’ve poisoned me

dipity by Mom love January 11, 2024

dipity-do

when a girl curls her hair and makes it all bouncy and curly for a first date or when she's trying to impress a guy. it puts a spring in her step and makes her want to sing "dip-a-dee-doo-dah, dip-a-dee-ay my, oh my, what a wonderful day."

Girlfriend, your hair so "dipity-do" your man gonna think you hot!

dipity-do by x's cali girl December 10, 2009

paramour-dipity 

When you accidently find yourself in love with someone that you weren't looking for, and didn't know you needed. It is the realization that someone has always been there, even in the years they weren't.

It was an amazing act of paramour-dipity that I found her. My wife loves her almost as much as I do, but damn, do I really adore her.

paramour-dipity by kinkybabysteps June 23, 2021

hipity dipity 

To have sex or fuck.

Or even to fool around with the opposite sex.

Me and Jessica did the hipity dipity last night!

hipity dipity by king pecker May 21, 2010

dipsty dumpster 

Another name for a garbage dumpster; the large rectangular wheeled garbage receptacle often found in alleys.

Hey Mike!!! I just tried to throw out this box; the dipsty dumpster in Crawford Place is full, so I'm going to try the one in the alley behind the apartments on Olive Way next.

dipsty dumpster by Telephony January 25, 2011