Nutrition expert that requires a degree and is a protected title. They don't want to be told all about how carbs are bad for you or be lectured on something you read about in a magazine and this suddenly makes you an expert on food. No it doesn't! You bell end!
With love, all British dietitians
Nurse, this patient is malnourished. Go get me a dietitian and then a cup of tea. Tally ho!
by sirlicksalotofpussy March 11, 2015
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