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dipportunity 

leaving class when the professor is distracted or helping other students.
Yo Danny, should we take advantage of

dipportunity? "Hell yeah man, lets roll!"
dipportunity by kano the insano March 2, 2011
Words you can keep

Lipportunity 

An opportunity to "get" lips; To have an opportunity to make-out
"Dude, I took advantage of a great lipportunity with this girl yesterday"
Lipportunity by JammingGinger November 1, 2012

dumportunity 

An opportunity to sneak off from the crowd to go take a monster dump. (Dumportunist, noun)
Before arriving to the party, Bojangles devoured a 5 piece fried chicken bucket and cornbread among various other soulfood dishes. As the party shifted outside, a dumportunity shined upon his churning bowels. Bojangles was an infamous dumportunist, with a brand so pungent, suffocating, and foul.

dickportunity 

A dick opportunity, or an opportunity to get dick.
Lindsey: Girl I have like two guys I can fuck.
Britney: Sounds do me you have dickportunity or two
dickportunity by Dr. Ass October 28, 2017

Dropportunity 

When a bassist senses the perfect time to take their lick down an octave.
The symphonic bassist observed a descending scale and immediately took advantage of the dropportunity.
Dropportunity by X2bassplayer September 22, 2023

Dropportunity 

The act of taking the best opportune moment of getting at women in a DROP TOP CONVERTIBLE, or slang term DROP.
I was having a hard time with the ladies in my busted ride, so i rented a drop top and took another chance. I called it (DROPPORTUNITY)
Dropportunity by P-Meizer October 3, 2009

Desportunity 

The phenomenon in which a love affair and/or marriage takes place between a European and the lonely, thirty-something local person they target.
When he walked into the dark bar in the hip part of town, the desportunity presented itself in the form of a pool shark.
Desportunity by Eggs McBrown July 10, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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