dipportunity

leaving class when the professor is distracted or helping other students.

Yo Danny, should we take advantage of

dipportunity? "Hell yeah man, lets roll!"

by kano the insano March 2, 2011

Lipportunity

An opportunity to "get" lips; To have an opportunity to make-out

"Dude, I took advantage of a great lipportunity with this girl yesterday"

by JammingGinger November 1, 2012

dumportunity

An opportunity to sneak off from the crowd to go take a monster dump. (Dumportunist, noun)

Before arriving to the party, Bojangles devoured a 5 piece fried chicken bucket and cornbread among various other soulfood dishes. As the party shifted outside, a dumportunity shined upon his churning bowels. Bojangles was an infamous dumportunist, with a brand so pungent, suffocating, and foul.

by La-Weeze La-Fer. July 6, 2011

dickportunity

A dick opportunity, or an opportunity to get dick.

Lindsey: Girl I have like two guys I can fuck.
Britney: Sounds do me you have dickportunity or two

by Dr. Ass October 28, 2017

Dropportunity

When a bassist senses the perfect time to take their lick down an octave.

The symphonic bassist observed a descending scale and immediately took advantage of the dropportunity.

by X2bassplayer September 22, 2023

Dropportunity

The act of taking the best opportune moment of getting at women in a DROP TOP CONVERTIBLE, or slang term DROP.

I was having a hard time with the ladies in my busted ride, so i rented a drop top and took another chance. I called it (DROPPORTUNITY)

by P-Meizer October 3, 2009

Desportunity

The phenomenon in which a love affair and/or marriage takes place between a European and the lonely, thirty-something local person they target.

When he walked into the dark bar in the hip part of town, the desportunity presented itself in the form of a pool shark.

by Eggs McBrown July 10, 2007