dipnard

someone you would like give credit to but there is not an iota of intelligence present

That kid just ran into a parked car...what a dipnard!!

by DJ Opus October 5, 2009

diptard

noun. dipshit + retard. synonym of fucktard.

You diptard! That was the last cupcake you just ate!

by freeeeloader June 11, 2005

Diptard

1. A hybrid species bred from the standard dip shit and run of the mill retard.

2. a person who possesses pure, unparalleled stupidity on a

monumental level.

I would NEVER date YOU, you're a total DIPTARD!

by msblueyes December 6, 2010

Diptard

A more aggressive version of a tard.

"We got a fuckin diptard here."

by JVATYT February 9, 2022

diptard

diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate

that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard

by littlejimmie April 12, 2019

Dipard

a person who is a complete and utter asshole and has no more a mission in life but to be a scar the planet has to endure.

That douche bag who always told on you for cheating in 4th grade

the guy who fucked your favorite celebrity

ugly guys in porno movies

ugly people who try so hard to block your cock from beautiful people

guy 1: Have you seen how that Ronel just cock blocked you when you were trying to talk to Cameron Diaz?

guy 2: Oh yeah.... It's just like that time when that quito just decided to exist.

guy 1: ohhh yeah, tch dipards...

by dickwad99 April 27, 2009

dipardieu

verb

To leave or remove oneself from an establishment, party, or awkward situation.

origin: A portmanteau word consisting of the term "to dip" and the name of french actor "Gérard Depardieu."

Samir: Let's bounce; this party is mad whack.
Danny: (in the background) Hey, are there any cute Asian girls here?
James: Yeah, Samir, let's dipardieu.

by Young Whistla June 2, 2009