1. A hybrid species bred from the standard dip shit and run of the mill retard.

2. a person who possesses pure, unparalleled stupidity on a

monumental level.

I would NEVER date YOU, you're a total DIPTARD!

Diptard by msblueyes December 6, 2010

Diptard

A more aggressive version of a tard.

"We got a fuckin diptard here."

Diptard by JVATYT February 9, 2022

diptard

diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate

that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard

diptard by littlejimmie April 12, 2019

Dipard

a person who is a complete and utter asshole and has no more a mission in life but to be a scar the planet has to endure.

That douche bag who always told on you for cheating in 4th grade

the guy who fucked your favorite celebrity

ugly guys in porno movies

ugly people who try so hard to block your cock from beautiful people

guy 1: Have you seen how that Ronel just cock blocked you when you were trying to talk to Cameron Diaz?

guy 2: Oh yeah.... It's just like that time when that quito just decided to exist.

guy 1: ohhh yeah, tch dipards...

Dipard by dickwad99 April 27, 2009

dipardieu

verb

To leave or remove oneself from an establishment, party, or awkward situation.

origin: A portmanteau word consisting of the term "to dip" and the name of french actor "Gérard Depardieu."

Samir: Let's bounce; this party is mad whack.
Danny: (in the background) Hey, are there any cute Asian girls here?
James: Yeah, Samir, let's dipardieu.

dipardieu by Young Whistla June 2, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026