dipardieu

verb

To leave or remove oneself from an establishment, party, or awkward situation.

origin: A portmanteau word consisting of the term "to dip" and the name of french actor "Gérard Depardieu."

Samir: Let's bounce; this party is mad whack.
Danny: (in the background) Hey, are there any cute Asian girls here?
James: Yeah, Samir, let's dipardieu.

dipardieu by Young Whistla June 2, 2009

Depardieu

to urinate in a bottle, can or other receptacle that is not normally used as a toilet

I was on this really long road trip, no bathrooms in sight so I had to Depardieu into a sippy cup. Je veux pisser!!

Depardieu by nipher August 22, 2011

depardieu

is when someone cannot wait to pee.

Expression came when french actor Gerard Depardieu boarded on plane and wanted to pee. The hostess asked G. Depardieu to patiently wait for the plane to take off before, he can get to the toilet. But Depardieu, did not wait. He just peed in a bottle that was overflowed. The french actor was kicked out of the plane after this incident.

Johnny:I got to Depardieu.
Stephen:What?
Johny: This is an urgency, that means that i can no longer hold my pee.
Stephen: Do not pee in my car!!!

depardieu by kuroMachin August 23, 2011

Depardieu

Urinating in a drunken haze in a location that was not intended for peeing. often followed by a ridiculous cover-up story once sobriety is reached.

I'm totally gonna Depardieu off the balcony.

Dude was drunk as hell last night. I think he Depardieu 'd in your closet.

(caught in the act) What the hell are you Depardieu -ing?

q: who peed in the flower pot last night?
a: i think ___name____ Depardieu -dit

Depardieu by Depardieu-done-didit August 25, 2011

diparius vassell 

Strange creature of amazingly low intelligence. Lives in a place called whitchurch which is largely made up of mongs and also stinks of shit. Unfortunately diparius vassells are all homosexuals so they will die out within the next century. This will not be a bad thing though because they contribute nothing to the world other than bullshit about bands and songs they like. All in all diparius vassells are smelly cunts who should fuck off immediatley.

Look!!! a diparius vassell lets get away from it, we may catch its mongishness.

diparius vassell by Matt Atkin May 9, 2005