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dip and chip

the process of having sex and leaving straight after, probs because you aren't interested.
Brandon: are you going to shag her?
tom: yeah, dip and chip though, don't want her to think we are a thing!
dip and chip by karamelsutra December 6, 2017
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chip and dip 

A plate or platter often served at Aussie BBQ's usually including a combination of potato or rice crisps, and biscuits and at least one, but preferably multiple dips. The most common and the classic chip and dip is Jatz and French Onion dip although recent advancements in the field of dip innovation have seen the introduction of a wider variety of very tasty dips using ingredients previously not found in dip like rocket, basil, parmesan, cashews and beetroot.

It is quite common in the working class suburbs of Australia to be asked to provide the chip and dip if you attend someone else's barbie.
"Do ya wanna come round for a barbie on Friday night?"
"Yeh sure - what can I bring?"
"Oh just some chip and dip."

or

"Gee you do a good chip and dip Roz. I love that rocket, basil and parmesan."
chip and dip by Luke.C. May 19, 2008

Chip and Dip Theory 

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.
Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

Chip and dip 

Look at the fine bitch over there I want to chip and dip her
Chip and dip by Bloodbeast May 15, 2018

chip and dip 

Running across a busy road
I'm gonna have to chip and dip this road

chip and dip 

When you enter a restaurant with the sole intention of eating their complimentary appetizers and leaving.
That place is too expensive, but their chips are amazing. Let's chip and dip?
chip and dip by Devcon94 January 10, 2020

Chips and dip 

Chips and dip is when you shit in your hand and throw that shit on your significant other and then slap the shit off their face, showing your gratitude and appreciation for one another
I just gave her chips and dip…she might be the one
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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