Similar to a dingleberry except that it occurs when using one of those organic homemade soaps encrusted with dried lavender seeds and you don't properly rinse your buttcrack or overly hairy pubes.

Using the homemade lavender soap bar he bought in Vermont, Henry took a hurried shower this morning, leaving numerous dingleseeds that will likely horrify his boyfriend later tonight.

dingleseed by K-squared November 7, 2013

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dinodisease

That chaotic crush you get on someone younger or cuter who still somehow bosses you around.

“He’s the youngest but he told me to ‘focus.’ Dinodisease.”

dinodisease by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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