dinners ready 

When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"

DAD: Dinners ready
Kids: But we had this yesterday
Dad: well too bad, at least your mom enjoys it.

dinners ready by Rocketmonkey456 December 18, 2019

Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!! 

When a mother calls her fat children over to the table to eat frozen foods and mule meat.

"Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!!"
"But momma, I'm not Honey Boo Boo."
"Well, you might as well be! You're fat, ugly and stupid. And we all hate you deep down!"
"Well buh bye felicia!"

Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!! by KinkoX120 September 24, 2015

dinner is ready 

its not fucking ready

mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins

dinner is ready by Hey yall its Addison Rae January 22, 2021

Reading Roast Dinner 

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

Reading Roast Dinner by the plagiarist July 1, 2011