dinkle dong 

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

dinkle dong by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Cock a Dingle Dong 

An erection that wakes a man up in the morning. Derived from the sound of a rooster's call.

My pimp woke up early due to a cock a dingle dong.

Cock a Dingle Dong by Lashawna <3 October 23, 2011

dingle dong 

A short fat penis, that has balls that somewhat resemble dingle berries.

That guys penis is a dingle dong. Too bad for him.

dingle dong by patrico January 8, 2008

foot long dingle dong 

your dick is long.

joe: damn boy you got a foot long dingle dong!

jhon: what the fuck does that mean

foot long dingle dong by gaming3000 January 22, 2021

Willy wank dingle dong doodler 

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

Willy wank dingle dong doodler by REVGHOST October 1, 2022

dingle the dong

Masturbation for men
other slangs: beating the meat

I didn't dingle the dong for a week

dingle the dong by PissMaster64 December 2, 2022

Dingle Donger 

When you have an old pair of boxers with a hole or tear in the crotch... then you squat down and your balls and dong hang down through the hole in the crotch

I thought it would be relaxing to do some Yoga in my boxers, but then my girlfriend noticed I had a total Dingle Donger.

Dingle Donger by Flubber McDonkeydick October 26, 2007