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disafuckingpointment 

When someone or something is hyped up to be a success and falls completely short and sucks major dick.
Man i watched my son at his highschool baseball game, he is such a disafuckingpointment.

dongfuck 

To be fucked by an anormally smooth and large penis. Mainly in the asshole and or earlobe
Dude 1:Dude i heard Richard dongfucked his sister!
Dude 2:NO WAY! ME TOO DUDE!!
dongfuck by tyler and andy May 18, 2008

disafuckingpeared 

When a person who used to be your friend disappears for a long period of time
Where the hell did you go, you disafuckingpeared?
disafuckingpeared by L.J.L September 8, 2010

disafuckapointed 

When there is so much fail that this a whole new level of disappointment.
Have you seen Transformers 2?" "Yeah, I was pretty disafuckapointed
disafuckapointed by Kondratyev December 1, 2010

disafuckingpointed

Being about ten steps beyond simple disappointment
I'm so disafuckingpointed with this .
disafuckingpointed by Drelly September 20, 2016

Dinglefuckery 

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.
Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.