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dilves

Damnn she got some fine dilves
by Doorhandlesforpresident November 4, 2019
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Dilveer

A man with a lot of sauce and charisma.
Damn, he has a lot of Dilveer.
by Doncsen March 15, 2019
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Dilver Diver

A person who makes out, i.e. kisses full on the mouth, with a dilver.
"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."
by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007
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Diives

Diives is a nsfw Artist making nsfw work of fictional characters. Like Pokémon legend of Zelda, etc
He/she is a furry artist and having more than 200,000 followers on twitter
Me: I like diives
Other person: Kys plz
by It’s amazing cool July 30, 2020
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diveskyving

The opposite of skydiving; Diveskyving is an experience that has recently been conceptualized. Diveskyving is done by starting at the ground, jumping, and falling "up" towards the sky. Once the person has reached their desired height, they then return to the ground via skydiving. This creates one of the most memorable and thrilling experiences in a person's lifetime.

Of course, this can only be done in theory with the correct technology.

Since the true technology isn't available yet, this amazing experience can be imitated at indoor skydiving studios.
Guy 1: Hey dude! Let's go skydiving!

Guy 2: Nah man, diveskyving is what's all about now.

Guy 1: Diveskyving?

Guy 2: Yeah, its like reverse-skydiving. Best feeling there is.

Guy 1: So you mean I just hurdle myself toward the sky, then skydive my way back down?

Guy 2: Precisely.

Guy 1: Woah. My mind is blown.
by Diveskyving expert October 7, 2011
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Dilversqueef

Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.

Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion

Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.
Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)
by Dildochod9000 April 8, 2011
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crotch-o-diles

Like crabs only WAY worse!!!
*scratching pubes furiously*
"CHRIST THESE CROTCH-O-DILES ARE KILLING ME!"
by archer-oh-yea March 13, 2010
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