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Dilver Diver
"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."
Dilver Diver by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007
diveskyving
The opposite of skydiving; Diveskyving is an experience that has recently been conceptualized. Diveskyving is done by starting at the ground, jumping, and falling "up" towards the sky. Once the person has reached their desired height, they then return to the ground via skydiving. This creates one of the most memorable and thrilling experiences in a person's lifetime.
Of course, this can only be done in theory with the correct technology.
Since the true technology isn't available yet, this amazing experience can be imitated at indoor skydiving studios.
Of course, this can only be done in theory with the correct technology.
Since the true technology isn't available yet, this amazing experience can be imitated at indoor skydiving studios.
Guy 1: Hey dude! Let's go skydiving!
Guy 2: Nah man, diveskyving is what's all about now.
Guy 1: Diveskyving?
Guy 2: Yeah, its like reverse-skydiving. Best feeling there is.
Guy 1: So you mean I just hurdle myself toward the sky, then skydive my way back down?
Guy 2: Precisely.
Guy 1: Woah. My mind is blown.
Guy 2: Nah man, diveskyving is what's all about now.
Guy 1: Diveskyving?
Guy 2: Yeah, its like reverse-skydiving. Best feeling there is.
Guy 1: So you mean I just hurdle myself toward the sky, then skydive my way back down?
Guy 2: Precisely.
Guy 1: Woah. My mind is blown.
diveskyving by Diveskyving expert October 7, 2011
Dilversqueef
Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.
Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion
Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.
Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion
Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.
Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)
Dilversqueef by Dildochod9000 April 8, 2011
crotch-o-diles
crotch-o-diles by archer-oh-yea March 13, 2010