A donkey Dilldoe is a large Dilldoe Often used on women with wide or well-used vagina or to induce intense ( or most likely kinky) pleasure from a woman as either foreplay or when a woman is on her own.
Donkey Dilldoes can also be used during anal, however, usually that is only used for the mans sadistic pleasure.
"so i was behind her and she was begging for it and i pulls out this Donkey Dilldoe and she starts screaming like a bitch"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.