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dildopia 

A Dystopian present wherein a majority throng of PC pinko queer socialist poser petulant "valleygirl selfie" type of humans take over and occupy the urban public spaces to perform an elaborate and loud display of self absorbed gender-centric anti-mating rituals they have cloned to emulate from social media.
Austin Texas becomes a dildopia on the week end.
dildopia by sage wind November 9, 2021
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dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.
Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008

Dildonia 

A fictional, imaginary place filled with dildos, naked women, and an overwhelming sense of self gratification.
Check out that grin on that woman's face, I bet you she just came back from a long trip to Dildonia.
Dildonia by shizznit123 March 11, 2009

Dildodian 

Being used as a Dildo; pussified.
All you Dildodians are belong to shawns mom.

Make your time.

dildonian 

A person or being from the fictional place called Dildonia.
Hey look Betty, there's Donald from Dildonia, what a Dildonian !
dildonian by jeffbo April 6, 2009

dildodian 

a person who is of the dildo race
that guy is a dildodian
dildodian by SindySin June 30, 2009

Dildonian 

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.
Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.
Dildonian by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003
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