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dildo sword

A large Dildo attached to a handle to smack annoying cunts
Hey, get the Dildo sword and smack the inbred sex midget
by Dirty shrulk November 14, 2015
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inner dildo sword fighting

the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch
wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now
by killmeihavenolife21 March 2, 2010
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swordfish dildo

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.
"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."
by Imudz October 6, 2016
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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