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dildo r us 

Location where one must go to purchase a dildo and find a large variety and selection.
Hey dude let's go to dildo r us.
dildo r us by DcMasta May 5, 2008
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Rusty dildo 

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.
"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."
Rusty dildo by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020

russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo
Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.

russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use
"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.
russian dildo by MahaRandi May 13, 2016

Rusty Dildo 

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month
Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*
Rusty Dildo by I’m a human May 24, 2022

rusty dildo 

A weathered dildo that has been worn out with multiple nasty pussies but still useful for taunting your adversaries. No classy woman would use a rusty dildo as it has been overused.
Go suck a rusty dildo.
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