dildo punch 

to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.

"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."

"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"

dildo punch by sean_517 September 2, 2006

double dildo cunt punch 

when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face

i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.

double dildo cunt punch by random guy! October 21, 2012

Dildo Puncher 

One man (usually gay) who shoves a dildo up another man's ass.

"That idiot at the perfume counter is such a dildo puncher!"

Dildo Puncher by SadisticJoe December 29, 2002