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(Noun) Any object that cannot under any circumstances be considered a dildo.
Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.
dildano by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020
Related Words
dilban • Dilan • dillan • dilano • Diban • dilani • dilana • dilanja • Dilbar • Dillanger

Slang Dildangin' 

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014
Dilan has the most beautiful personality you can find, she has natural beauty that no one can replace, Dilan can play hard to get when it comes to relationships, and if she has a crush on someone all she will think about is that special person, she definitely has a few secret admirers, Dilan tends to fall in love with her bestfriend, she is the most loyal girl out there she can keep not only secrets but she can also keeps friendships , if someone does her dirty she might put on a smile but deep down shes hurting , if someone assumes things that arent true then good luck because shes gonna tell you things you do not want to hear, Dilan can be seen as having a big ass , beautiful, nice hair , funny personality, if you have Dilan as your bestfriend then you are one lucky human
Person 1: Dilan has the most beautiful hair and face

Person 2: Thats why im in love with her!
Dilan by Snapchattt00 February 26, 2018
Spanish version of Dibs.Origanally used to claim sexy, attractive spanish women. Normally this version of Dibs lasts 3 months in which case friends are welcome to call Dibanos. Can also be used to claim any woman as long as they are extremely Hott !! And if you dont speak english.
( Rosalie Sanchez on T.V. )
Person 1 - Yo, Rosalie Sanchez is a dime piece.
Person 2 - Dibanos !
Person 1 - Damn you're quick.
Dibanos by Nitro McLovin January 4, 2008
the definition of perfection. She’s the hottest from all the girls and she is very smart. She is probably the pretty bestfriend and is a badass. She gets all the boys and get them bags.
who’s the baddest bitch on earth?
It’s probably Dilan
Dilan by dilanasya February 21, 2021

Dillanger Kane 

Julia's boyfriend forever and ever!
Julia say's: I love you Dillanger Kane

Dillanger Kane say's: I love you too my Julia, for ever and ever.
Dillanger Kane by TheGirlfriend/ August 22, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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