Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is
background noise.'
Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what
you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'